Banter? I just met her...
I'll be in Hawaii...
There's nothing to see here.
'That is not true. He wasn't talking about that, it was just a complete misunderstatement.'
former Tampa Bay Buccaneer Wide Receiver
interviewed on ESPN by Dan Patrick
He looked at his reflection in the lake, and his reflection walked away. His shadow went with him.
I can't believe we aren't paying our soldiers.
Cellphone tax? CELLPHONE TAX!!
We should all be nicer.
He spoils his dog today.
I don't have the heart to tell him.
Veterinarians don't have a holiday.
"The Ring" was not scary.
Scalding hot pizza touches the top of my mouth
fleshy roof burns
One more slice please
3 weeks from right now I will be in Maui.
Overheard this am on my walk to the workhole:
'Dude. DUDE! Dude, you're gonna flip a biscuit when you hear what he's making us do today.'