the birdman cometh

Banter? I just met her...

 

 

3.31.2005

why must I be burdened with these superpowers

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3.30.2005

Sometimes, I never want to always be recognized, but I almost always want to never be famous.

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3.29.2005

I saw a documentary last night on a woman named Emma Goldman. She was jailed and deported out of Ellis Island in the early 1900's for personifying, to me, what it means to be an American.

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3.27.2005

The Evil Queen wrote this piece in 2002. She then received an e-mail from a reader introducing her to Wild Words From A Wacky Wild Woman. The reader sent the "The Evil Queen" specifically to this post. I mean look at this! Apparently she did it to girlsarepretty too.

Wacky Wild Woman's disclaimer:

"All content on this site is solely a product of Melissa's thinking. Steal it and I'll bust your kneecaps or something."

As a blogger, I feel violated.


***ADDENDUM***
Links above were active at time of post.

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3.25.2005

We have supplied India, and as of today, Pakistan with F16 fighter jets. It seems W is pushing for Global Thermal Nuclear Warfare. I do not understand what he is thinking. Why would he do this?

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3.23.2005

blog is the new low art

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3.22.2005

Grafitti is the new high art.

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3.21.2005

sometimes I wish I were...

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3.18.2005

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3.17.2005

"I'm way too jazzed for that."

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3.16.2005

Saturday is the 2 year anniversary of the United States occuppying forces initial invasion of Iraq.

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3.15.2005

'Presenteeism'-

The trend of sick people going to work and spreading their germs to co-workers while being less productive yet still earning a days normal wage which is costing businesses billions of dollars each year. Presenteeism.

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3.14.2005

'A work of art is not a living thing that walks or runs, but the making of a life, that which gives you a reaction. To some it is the wonder of mans fingers. To some it is the wonder of the mind. To some it is the wonder of technique. And to some it is how real it feels. To some it is how transcendent it is, like the Fifth Symphony. The Fifth presents itself with a feeling that you know it if you've heard it once, and you look for it. Though you know it, you must hear it again. You must see it again. Truly, a work of art is one that tells us that nature cannot make what man can make.'

--Louis Kahn (1901-1974)--
Architect

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3.11.2005

Why People Suck, Friday
As I waited in the express line my arms began to freeze from the assorted frozen sundries I held. The man in front of me had his nose buried in the Enquirer and the conveyer belt had one itemn on it, his snapple. Instead of moving up so I could put my shit down he was oblivious until the clerk had already rang him up. "Sir?..." "Oh sorry" he bumbles. He then pays for his one drink with a credit card.

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3.10.2005

I'm no lawyer but...it's probably not the best idea to show up in court for a child molestation charge in your damn jammies.

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3.09.2005

boxed in

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3.08.2005

the CA license plate read ATHEIST on the convertible Saab. So IKEA'd it.

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3.07.2005

'...since we have two ears and only one mouth, daddy used to say, that means we should listen twice as much as we talk...'

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3.02.2005

The Apothecarried the case to the Pharmacist. The Pharmacisted his hefer birth a calf as the case passed from Apothecarried to his hired hand, Hypothecarried, the deal was sealed with a case and a handshake. The case entered the Monastery where nosey, nun PrognostiKatie, on cue, threw in her two cents. As no one listened to her or her uppity friend PontifiKate, Actucarrie calculated the costs aspect ratio of just where her crush would Undertaker. She dug him, he was down to earth. Now if she could just get ahold of that case she could prove her Contentmint would rid her beloved Halitosis of her "problem." The case was then swept away with Mercenary a nod. Her lazy-eyed son, Chagrinned at her, and she knew all was well. But to spoil the mood, Transcendented the pulpit and was so out of his skin he and Levitate pork and the kid Chagrinned at them as they walked through the Castigate. They slunk away hoping not to make an Obscene.

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3.01.2005

People don't ask me for cigarettes anymore. I heard in a song or a writing piece somewhere that the expression on your face reflects your personality. I must be angry. But in truth, I'm happy such anger thwarts would be smoke stalkers.

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