Banter? I just met her...
somebody needs to make a Christopher Cross/ Kriss Kross mashup
Here is my submission for the CNN/ YouTube Democratic Debate on Monday.
a convenient lie
This was sent to me by a friend
Subject: Roisin Isner, Tinkture drummer
Hello,
I am Roisin's father. July 4th, Roisin and friends were in Dolores Park watching fireworks. Some stupid piece of shit threw an M60 at them. It landed on Roisin's right hand and blew it apart. She will undego surgery later this morning but it doesn't look good. Most likely she will lose her index finger; second and third fingers will also be permanently impaired and disfigured. Needless to say, her musical career is over.
I want this fucker. Media attention will help flush him out. People know who did it and I'm offering $20,000 for a name. Please do whatever is necessary to get the story out. Do so and I will reward you as well.
Thank you,
Chris Isner
chrisisner@hotmail.com
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San Francisco, California, United States
fishin' with firearms