Dip Your Beak...Often

2008-06-04T16:42:00.000-07:00

Things change when you do nothing
but sometimes not

2008-01-24T17:27:00.000-08:00

I got all new socks for my birthday
It was quite satisfying tossing out the old ones

2008-01-10T14:38:00.000-08:00

those at dead ends sometimes live in cul-de-sacs

2007-12-28T13:24:00.001-08:00

I have not run in a month

2007-11-28T12:44:00.000-08:00

I have been running and trying to lower my cholesterol and triglycerides as well as trying lose some weight. I have been dieting and exercising since early August and I just weighed myself for the first time since August this morning. At the start of August my weight was 197 pounds with shorts on. Today my weight was 181 pounds with all of my clothes on. I am happy with me.

2007-11-01T11:23:00.000-07:00

I am running in a 7.2 mile race on Sunday

2007-10-17T15:22:00.001-07:00

consider this crap neglected

2007-10-07T13:46:00.000-07:00

sometimes you just have to take a dump outside

2007-10-04T11:11:00.001-07:00

go home fleet week

2007-09-19T16:01:00.000-07:00

I quit smoking cigarettes and have started running

2007-09-17T15:37:00.000-07:00

here's something...

2007-09-13T17:34:00.000-07:00

I just have nothing to say

2007-09-06T11:36:00.000-07:00

Atlanta is hot and I am glad to be coming home tomorrow.
Mike Vick jerseys are not selling either.

2007-08-22T13:09:00.000-07:00

my hair isn't growing in certain places on my head
I approach baldness with lightened head
and heavy heart

2007-08-06T19:59:00.000-07:00

'Your Karate's a joke. You think that crane shit is going to work in the finals?'

2007-07-20T13:23:00.000-07:00

somebody needs to make a Christopher Cross/ Kriss Kross mashup

2007-07-19T12:40:00.000-07:00

Here is my submission for the CNN/ YouTube Democratic Debate on Monday.

2007-07-10T14:10:00.001-07:00

a convenient lie

2007-07-09T14:54:00.001-07:00

This was sent to me by a friend

Subject: Roisin Isner, Tinkture drummer

Hello,

I am Roisin's father. July 4th, Roisin and friends were in Dolores Park watching fireworks. Some stupid piece of shit threw an M60 at them. It landed on Roisin's right hand and blew it apart. She will undego surgery later this morning but it doesn't look good. Most likely she will lose her index finger; second and third fingers will also be permanently impaired and disfigured. Needless to say, her musical career is over.

I want this fucker. Media attention will help flush him out. People know who did it and I'm offering $20,000 for a name. Please do whatever is necessary to get the story out. Do so and I will reward you as well.

Thank you,
Chris Isner
chrisisner@hotmail.com

2007-06-28T12:23:00.001-07:00

My condolences
I been busy

2007-06-08T14:00:00.000-07:00

here.

2007-05-29T13:48:00.000-07:00

I imagine that Beatles song takes on a whole new meaning when you actualy turn 64

2007-05-25T14:46:00.001-07:00

One Hour Revealed 10 is now up

2007-05-25T10:47:00.001-07:00

no comment

2007-05-23T12:26:00.001-07:00

yesterday was the highest comment count I have had in years

2007-05-21T17:12:00.001-07:00

I got another friend who is starring in a KIA commercial. Nationwide biatches

2007-05-14T11:06:00.000-07:00

My best friend swam from Alcatraz to San Francisco on Saturday. I am so proud of him. Hell, those three guys didn't even make it with a raft in "Escape From Alcatraz." I am just in awe, but more proud than anything.

2007-05-10T17:16:00.001-07:00

I'm just saying that Tom Shane could take Ben Bridge...

2007-05-09T10:21:00.001-07:00

biters often get bitten

2007-05-03T13:51:00.000-07:00

6 degress of Camper Van Beethoven

2007-05-01T17:57:00.001-07:00

songs keep playing in my head and I keep listening

2007-04-27T13:50:00.000-07:00

the newest

2007-04-25T14:02:00.001-07:00

sometimes I feel like I discourage her from crying

2007-04-24T14:06:00.001-07:00

'Perfume' is a great book

2007-04-23T15:15:00.000-07:00

plastic handcuffs on students

2007-04-20T11:03:00.000-07:00

the sixth installment

2007-04-18T11:12:00.000-07:00

guns and the abortion debate
we have no clue

2007-04-17T10:37:00.000-07:00

the Yamato was sunk under dubious circumstances

2007-04-10T13:01:00.000-07:00

things that are exciting aren't exciting until they actually happen

2007-04-05T11:25:00.000-07:00

As featured on the front page of YouTube today

2007-04-04T12:14:00.001-07:00

I protest protest music

2007-03-30T15:25:00.001-07:00

the smaller characters are always more interesting

2007-03-28T10:19:00.001-07:00

punk rock has all but died

2007-03-27T11:47:00.000-07:00

I just saw Jesus Camp. Whoah.

2007-03-26T11:46:00.000-07:00

smiling actually means 'I hate you.'

2007-03-23T15:24:00.000-07:00

cleaning my ears with toothpicks makes me gag

2007-03-21T10:03:00.001-07:00

It's easy to stare into her eyes

2007-03-19T14:28:00.001-07:00

same old same old gets old

2007-03-14T10:43:00.001-07:00

cameras are everywhere

2007-03-12T12:44:00.001-07:00

pillow fight on Pelosi's lawn at 8

2007-03-09T16:33:00.001-08:00

banter is becoming trendy

2007-03-08T11:59:00.000-08:00

dipping birds are becoming trendy

2007-03-05T10:26:00.000-08:00

the new Comcast commercials make me laugh and laugh harder

2007-03-02T12:22:00.001-08:00

I enjoy snorkeling

2007-03-01T10:59:00.000-08:00

al sharpton's ancestry
wow

2007-02-14T11:07:00.001-08:00

These are the days that rule

2007-02-13T16:57:00.000-08:00

rednecks are from everywhere

2007-02-09T12:20:00.001-08:00

Gavin Newsome isn't handling things right

2007-02-08T16:24:00.000-08:00

watching my e-mail seems neurotopathetic

2007-02-07T16:59:00.000-08:00

in three short weeks you too can be cured from "the gay"

2007-01-30T16:21:00.000-08:00

a talking horse was a primetime star

2007-01-29T16:15:00.000-08:00

fellas
hey fellas

no

2007-01-19T16:54:00.000-08:00

then I had to walk a marathon
which was tiring

2007-01-18T16:50:00.000-08:00

36 today

2007-01-16T10:35:00.001-08:00

but my outlook is still dreamy

2007-01-10T15:09:00.001-08:00

new blogger is hipper and snazzier
my posts are older and crapier

2007-01-05T15:12:00.001-08:00

new blogger took me time

2007-01-03T15:00:00.000-08:00

huh
he said my blog was interesting
huh

2006-12-26T15:16:00.000-08:00

I have flown south for the winter and it's cold down here

2006-12-20T13:40:00.000-08:00

consider this bird neglected

2006-12-12T10:32:00.000-08:00

in Greece
they used to cut off the head of the messenger that brought bad news.

that don't seem right

well, it made them feel better.

2006-12-08T17:21:00.000-08:00

colossus was too big

2006-12-07T14:36:00.000-08:00

there is nothing fresh about a Baby Ruth or a Butterfinger

2006-12-04T13:02:00.000-08:00

disposable ipods

2006-12-01T10:36:00.000-08:00

specific
is just a huge ocean
with an s at the front

re: km

2006-11-30T15:07:00.000-08:00

tis strange how that which was once
so important suddenly becomes not so
and something not so important has become
more so

2006-11-29T15:17:00.000-08:00

sometimes the slow bus will get you there faster

2006-11-28T13:48:00.000-08:00

the machine room is always cold
and even colder when it is outside

2006-11-22T11:37:00.000-08:00

the internet is an old man

2006-11-16T15:54:00.000-08:00

horns sometimes awake me at morn

2006-11-15T14:01:00.000-08:00

corn makes lots of different things

2006-11-13T11:18:00.000-08:00

the Borat movie makes me think America is as isolated as Kazakhstan in many ways

2006-11-10T13:32:00.000-08:00

the match game was good

2006-11-09T15:34:00.000-08:00

democrat donkey
republican replicant

2006-11-07T15:38:00.000-08:00

the Kiss Army
is the only army

2006-11-02T11:15:00.000-08:00

stuck in the middle
just like Dio says

2006-11-01T13:54:00.000-08:00

I was tired of the best years of my life

2006-10-27T10:46:00.000-07:00

the electronet is cool because you can vote on stuff

2006-10-24T15:50:00.000-07:00

how can i be down

2006-10-20T14:29:00.000-07:00

the jester stold his thorny crowd

2006-10-16T16:52:00.000-07:00

it was once much easier not to not write

2006-10-11T14:01:00.000-07:00

i have not nothing to say

2006-10-09T13:17:00.000-07:00

Monday makes me love Friday

2006-10-06T12:42:00.000-07:00

Friday makes me hate Monday

2006-10-05T10:33:00.000-07:00

A friends sister was found brutally murdered at her Oakland apartment last month. They found the killer. Here is the story from todays headlines.

2006-10-04T15:16:00.000-07:00

with so little space to fill
i feel inadequate

perhaps more space
would be adequate

2006-10-02T15:33:00.000-07:00

hugs

2006-09-25T14:07:00.000-07:00

Ive been on vacation
but Im back now
let wisdom commence
somewhere

2006-09-12T16:58:00.000-07:00

parents are always parents
and their children are always
their
kids

2006-09-08T17:12:00.000-07:00

in the interim,
wait, hold on