Banter? I just met her...
So I own firstname.lastname@example.org and email@example.com. firstname.lastname@example.org. yeah biatch.
When I buy a pair of pants I expect them to stay the same size. Why does Levi's insist on putting a shrinking mechanism in their jeans that is activated years after the initial purchase?
It is hard to get people excited about the status quo.
Can a pig get Mad Cow?
"Eat. Spit. Be happy."
-David Sunflower Seeds-
I just got my first studio apartment!!
If the pan is hot, don't touch it.
Now this is sad.
Today is the 31st anniversary of Roe v. Wade. I have watched the news this morning, looked through the SF Chronicle, and read the top stories of the New York Times online and not one mention of the anniversary. Not ONE!
This is an important day. We must, as a free democratic society, keep freedom self evident and demand the right, men and women, to weigh our options and make a choice. Choice is so close to being ripped from us under our current leadership and we must rally as a free society to not let this happen.
Here's to you Ms. Weddington.
I think I heard Dubya use the word "rostrum" last night. Rostrum.
I am really getting excited for my trip to Chile. I'm sure you're thrilled.
She was a nurse for god's sake. And this was her second. She'd be in and out, no 14 hours of labor for her, and she for damn sure wasn't spending the night. No way. She was too good at her job to waste time. She had a rep to protect. She was the best, and she intended to keep it that way.
The cab screeched to a stop in the red zone.
"She's having a baby! She's having a baby!" the cabbie bellowed as if it were his child.
"Keep the change." Pop chimes as he envelops mom in his arms and bursts through the sliding doors where doctors point him to the delivery room.
"Is this your first one?" The warbled voice of a red-eyed not yet father groaned.
"This is my second." Pop said.
"I've been here all night and she's still in labor. Damn that phone." His eyes darted to the numberless, white telephone that hung on the wall alerting the father's lounge someone was a daddy. It had rung eight times since the man got there, but it was never for him.
Pop sat down as the man nervously paced the lounge.
"Brrrrriing." A new life is calling. The man lunged toward the phone.
"Yes?" As he listened the optimism washed from his face like the tide.
"John Saunders?" Pop jumped up. The man's jaw hit the floor. Pop walked out of that room proud. A father. Reeking of efficiency. To the second. No time to waste. My wife is a professional. Have a cigar. It's a boy. It was me.
I haven't been on time since.
I love you mom and pop.
is better than monday.
'There is nothing like the zeal of a convert.'
--Sarah Weddington in "Choice"--
It was 100 degrees in Santiago, Chile today. Looks like I will be getting another sunburn after all folks...
My old nanny, Safronnia, called mom last night out of the blue. She just turned 80. She told mom she remembered watching us in our treehouse on North Strattford.
'Be late for work. Sign my petition.'
uninspired and unreliable
Gavin Newsome becomes mayor today and Arnold is slashing education to pay off the California defecit.
I bet no American President has ever engaged in oral sex in the Oval Office...with the first lady that is.