the birdman cometh

Banter? I just met her...

 

 

2.24.2006

one mans ceiling is another mans floor, unless that other man is Lonel Richie which in that case one mans ceiling would be another mans dance floor.

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2.23.2006

using voice inflection can make statements quesTIONS?

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2.21.2006

it's hard to make a difference if you ask yourself
what's the difference?

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2.20.2006

The BBC and Richard E. Grants' hilarious cooking show, Posh Nosh.

RequiresReal Player.

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2.16.2006

I Tivo'd my subconscious but Veronica Mars recorded over it

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2.15.2006

anachronisms are not acronyms

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2.14.2006

in its box on my workroom floor sits a new g5 dual 2.5 ghz processor tower that is my mechanical valentine...

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2.13.2006

goddam chicken wings keep sticking to my shoes and calves

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2.09.2006

shorts and a t-shirt on this 65 degree sunny winter day in San Francisco...suckers

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2.08.2006

I went into Starbucks and asked for a coke. Then the foreign girl laughed at me

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2.07.2006

I GOT TAGGED:

4 JOBS:

AFGHANISTAN NOMADIC RUGS:
Atlanta, GA. My first gig. I was the helper of Tamar. He opened rugs to sell to Betty Buckhead. I folded them back up. It was the summer before ninth grade and I made like six bucks an hour and ate lunch daily at Henri's bakery. I remember their sandwiches were always slathered with mayonnaise and I remember scraping it off daily. But I kept coming back. Daily.

ICE CREAM MAN:
Atlanta, GA. Summer after freshman year of college. We answered a want ad in the paper that said "Need a Tan? Want a job?" Hell yes I do. So we went to the address and the parking lot was full of ice cream trucks. All you could eat...for full price. I got sent to Lithonia. We had to pay for our own gas so by the time the second week came around I had gained 5 pounds spent more on my AMEX card than I had taken home in cash. I did eat the fuck out of some triple stage bomb pops though.

HOUSKEEPER:
Gustavus, AK. Summer after sophomore year of college. Heads and Beds. It was neat to see porcupines waddle in front of me as I threw soiled old lady sheets into the hampers. This was a defining time for me. I was transferring to Emory after the summer, I dabbled in many new things, 8 of my co-workers were killed in a plane crash that me and my high-school friends were supposed to be on and my cousin Mike was in an almost fatal car crash. Mike is ok today but at the time we didn't know and it is the closest to tragedy my family has had to endure. Alaska will always have a special place in my heart.

KITCHEN MANAGER, The Silver Dollar Pizza Kitchen
Portland, OR. I moved to Portland after a stint in Bar Harbor, ME to start my "career." I spent three wonderful years here. I walked into the kitchen on my first shift and a jolly man named Kal picked up the phone as I walked in and remarked to the caller, "Don't you know anyone else in this town that sells weed?" This was at 9:45am on a Monday. This was home base for several relationships, finding my passion in videography, and discovering who I would later become and love. I will always love Portland.

FORE MOVIES I CAN WATCH OVER AND OVER:
-Finding Nemo
-Magnolia
-Kill Bill
-Airplane

FORE PLACES IVE LIVED:
-Bar Harbor, ME
-Glacier Bay, AK
-Austin, TX
-San Francisco, CA

FORE TV SHOWS I LOVE:
-Arrested Development
-The Muppet Show
-The Office (bbc version)
-Law and Order

FORE PLACES IVE VISITED:
-Tanzania (climbed Kilimanjaro at 13 years old)
-Russia in 1983
-Patagonia in southern Argentina and Chile
-Egypt

FORE OF MY FAVORITE DISHES:
-Pia Zadorra
-Charro
-Betty Page
-Anna Nicole Smith (she needs some love too yo)

FORE SITES I VISIT DAILY:
-Filepile
-Google
-yahoo
-blogger

FORE PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
-Outside
-Rio
-Mavericks
-Disneyland

FORE PEOPLE I AM TAGGING RIGHT NOW:
-Jesse
-Jeben
-Jenny
-Julie

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2.06.2006

as far as I know
makes no sense at all

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2.03.2006

it is impossible to sum it up
because something always
gets left out

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2.02.2006

Thievery makes me lose faith in humanity

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2.01.2006

I am not a scientist

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